What I really want for Christmas is to win the lottery, quit my job, and have a worry free night's sleep, but since none of that is going to happen in the near future I'll settle for this little gem I found in my email inbox this morning. Thanks to Fort Troff, I can add this to my Christmas wish list. I've heard of guys modifying the electric shock dog collars for this intended purpose, but I love it when a manufacturer takes it to the next level and says, "I think we should turn that into a kink toy." Bingo!
Remote Junk Shocker
Dog training technology has given us a kickass REMOTE boi-trainer. We've modified it slightly for human K-9's. Tingle, zap, or fuckin SHOCK your boi's junk up to a whopping three quarter of a MILE. Take the fucker to the mall and zap him anytime he strays or misbehaves. Nobody but YOU is gonna know why he just yelped and bent over!
I bet it packs a nice punch! I think its a little pricey at $269, but hey if you have some extra disposable income, why not splurge on something fun and entertaining. I wish they had a video of it in use. Guess I'll just have to wait and save my money to find out for myself how much fun it is. Check it out here or just click the Red link above.
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Wishing you a very Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, Ruffy.
I sincerely wish you the best for the year to come. It's your turn to have things turning around for the best!
Merry kinky Christmas! :)
Hugs
Jon
I think I gotta give this a try as well some time soon ... in the meantime, have a WONDERFUL X-MAS (... and may some of the wishes you've mentioned above come true ...).
Looks like fun! Those devices are so damn expensive.
Buy it buy it buy it. I made one from a kit for extra small dogs. You can find them on ebay for about $12. And yeah, the high setting feels like your balls are bing ripped off, really sweet if you like that kind of feeling. I had to do it 3 times.
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